PHOTO OP: Bright-Eyed, Bushy-Tailed
Via @sweetcheriep.
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Cat Goes All-In on Pair of Nines
Cat Goes All-In on Pair of Nines
In a move poker experts are calling “reckless” and “bone-headed,” a cat named Freddie pushed all his chips into the pot in the third round of betting on a late hand.
“We called his bluff,” said Nick Chambers, one of four other players at the table. “He only had a pair of nines. I had a full house, and knocked his ass right out of the game.”
Via Bagsomilk.
PHOTO OP: Casual Cat
PHOTO OP: Casual Cat
Via Kiersten Essenpreis.
Local Cat Hates Mondays
Local Cat Hates Mondays
According to sources familiar with the situation, an area cat named Charcoal has a serious case of the Mondays. Reports indicate that Charcoal hit the snooze button at least four times this morning and was no more cheery when she got to work.
“She has been a total grump this morning,” says co-worker Lawrence Poliakov. “She climbed up onto her desk, knocked a bunch of paperclips and pencils on the floor, and went to sleep on her keyboard. I had to cover for her at the weekly all-hands, where she was a no-show.”
Poliakov concedes that while Charcoal has been particularly cantankerous this morning, her usual mood is not overly convivial.
“Tuesdays are no walk in the part either,” says Poliakov.
Via yiwen511.
Cat Only Plays Cat Monopoly
Cat Only Plays Cat Monopoly
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Attendees of Princess the cat’s weekly “Game Night” will be disappointed to find out that the approved version of Monopoly is far from standard. In fact, Princess will only play “Cat-Opoly,” the only Monopoly designed by and for cats.
“I hate playing that game,” says Sharon Lundbergh, a friend. “Unless you’re a cat, it doesn’t even make sense. Like, instead of collecting $200 when you pass ‘Go,’ you just get a bunch of tuna. What can you even do with that?"
Via Justin Kazar.