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EXCLUSIVE: Cat Reveals Secret Behind Fluffy Coat

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EXCLUSIVE: Cat Reveals Secret Behind Fluffy Coat

Mendel is no stranger to the cat walk. His fluffy fur coat has been on fashion runways from New York to Milan, and for years its thickness and sheen have been a trade secret.

But no longer.

In an exclusive interview with The Fluffington Post, Mendel’s personal assistant revealed just how he achieves such a luxurious mane.

“His sister Sweet Pea runs him through the spin cycle about once a week,” says Chester Logan, who has worked with the fashionable cat for a little more than six months. “It’s the gentle cycle of course. After a tumble in the dryer, he comes out looking pretty lush.”

Submitted by Emily Booth Varan.

Cat Finally Catches Own Tail

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Cat Finally Catches Own Tail

After six months of rigorous training exercises, a cat named Binx has achieved the impossible – she has caught her own tail.

“At first, no one believed her,” says Ben Carmichael, a personal friend. “But she records all of her training sessions, so we played back the tape, and there it was! She’s worked so hard, this is a big moment for her. We’re proud.”

Via @Kritterr, by way of Cats of Instagram.

Area Cat ‘Blown Away’ by New Destiny’s Child Song

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Area Cat ‘Blown Away’ by New Destiny’s Child Song

For the first time in eight years, R&B super group Destiny’s Child has released a new recording titled “Nuclear.” It’s part of a 14-track compilation album due out January 29th, and German cat Baby could not be more excited.

“She’s listened to the track online about 70 times already,” says Jamie Beeks, a source close to the situation. “Baby’s been a fan for a long time, and she’s just blown away by this new song. She gets this silly grin on her face whenever Beyoncé starts singing.”

Submitted by Sarah Brehmer.

Landlord Restores Heat After Kitty’s Complaint

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Landlord Restores Heat After Kitty’s Complaint

After three days in a chilly apartment, a cat named Scout filed a formal grievance with his landlord, threatening to withhold January’s rent if the heat was not turned back on.

“He was clinging to the radiator, trying to squeeze every last bit of warmth out of that thing,” says Josh Teller, Scout’s roommate. “Eventually, he just had enough and had to go crack some skulls.”

The threat worked, and the landlord hired a plumber to look into the issue. Sources tell The Fluffington Post that heat was restored in about 20 minutes.

Via thunderberry.