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Kitten Unapologetic After Popsicle Theft

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Kitten Unapologetic After Popsicle Theft

According to numerous reports, a local kitten is showing no remorse after stealing a half eaten popsicle from a toddler’s hands and and then eating it on the lawn right in front of her.

“The kid was just bawling away, and the cat just didn’t seem to care,” said one eye witness, describing the kitten’s licks of the popsicle as “slow and deliberate.”

Authorities confirm that though the victim is five years old and though the crime involved theft of a frozen treat, the kitten could still face charges of “stealing candy from a baby” under local statutes.

Via annamissan.

Cat Uses Fake Glasses to Snooze In Class

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Cat Uses Fake Glasses to Snooze In Class

To say that Alaska, a cat from Worcester, MA, is bored in his Intro to Psych class is an understatement.

“He can barely stay awake,” says fellow classmate Chip Dixon. “He’s nodded off a few times and the professor gets mad.”

Fortunately, Alaska’s found an elegant solution.

“He glued two googly eyes to a pair of cardboard glasses,” says Dixon. “He can take as many cat naps as he likes, and no one will be the wiser.”

Submitted by Eric Baldelli.

Kitten Defiant After Loitering Arrest

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Kitten Defiant After Loitering Arrest

By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent

Gresham, OR – A local kitten picked up as part of a recent police crackdown on the Tuna4Lyfe gang has remained defiant, refusing to speak to investigators even as she remains behind bars. Since the kitten is a juvenile, her name cannot be released to the press, but her street name is rumored to be Tigger. 

The kitten is facing preliminary charges of loitering, catnip possession, and vandalism, but is also rumored to have hissed at, scratched and even bitten investigators. If charges are pressed for these incidents, she could be tried as an adult cat.

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