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Kitten Watches Entire First Season of ‘Homeland’ Upside-Down

Luna, a local kitty, has been meaning to catch up on Showtime’s runaway hit Homeland for months, but her tight schedule never allowed it.

“Things have been so crazy at her office,” says Cam Munroe, a source close to the situation. “She had the whole first season DVR’d, just no time to really get into it.”

That all changed Friday, when Luna took some comp time and laid upside-down in front of the TV for about 10 hours.

“She watched the whole season in one shot,” says Munroe. “I knew she’d love it. Not sure if it’s any different upside-down, but to each their own.”

Via valpal187.

Cat’s Visit to the Salon Ends in Tears

Everything was going well for Mittens, who decided to treat herself to a salon day on Thursday. She knew just what she wanted and she was confident it would be the right look for her.  Everything was going great, until she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror.

“She was beside herself,” said friend Leighton Clarke. “Inconsolable. She went in hoping for a short, pixie cut like her favorite actress, Michelle Williams. What she got was way beyond short. It was a butcher job.”

The hairdresser, for her part, has apologized for the mistake, but claims it was an honest one.

“I really thought she said Robin Williams,” explained hairdresser Cynthia Kyle. “I thought it was weird, but hey, the customer is always right.”

Via egazu.

Mystery Cat Accidentally Filed in Sci-Fi Section

The second floor hallway library has released a statement indicating that a mystery cat has been accidentally filed under speculative fiction. The error was discovered by Jean Pierre-Luc, a feline historian, while searching for the cat in the mystery section and coming up empty handed.

“This is a disaster,” said Pierre-Luc. “He’s clearly a mystery kitty. What was he doing in science fiction?”

According to Pierre-Luc, the mistake itself is easily corrected, but it points to an systemic failure in the library department of the household. That, he said, will be harder to fix.

Via house_of_cats.