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Cat’s Seat Back and Tray Table Are In Their Full, Upright and Locked Position

Numerous reports out of terminal six at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport indicate that a cat named Simon has indeed placed his seat back and tray table in their full, upright and locked position, as requested by flight attendants.

“It was touch and go there for a while,” says Lenny Davis, who has the aisle seat next to Simon. He corresponded with The Fluffington Post via email, as the plane was still on the tarmac at press time. “He couldn’t find the tray table lever, his seat belt wouldn’t buckle. But he figured it all out. We should finally be ready for takeoff.”

Via dslave.

Kitten Orders Venti Coffee From Starbucks

In a move that will certainly lead to “afternoon jitters,” a kitten named Max insisted on ordering a Venti blonde roast from Starbucks this morning, despite protests of co-workers.

“The cup is larger than he is,” says Jared Ferretti, who shares a cubicle with the kitten. “How could anyone drink that much coffee in one day? It’s insane.”

Sources say Max stands by his purchase.

“It’s not the first time,” says Jennifer Sawyer, another co-worker. “Max pounds coffee like a champ. He has to ever since he took that night job as a bouncer at The Kit Kat Klub.”

Via ohlongjohnson1.