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Intern Cat Chewed Out For Messing Up Coffee Order

Oliver the cat, who interns at a human resources outsourcing firm, was on the receiving end of what colleagues are calling an “uncharacteristic melt down” from his manager at work today.

According to sources, Oliver’s boss had asked the intern for a half-caff, no-foam, soy latte with a light dusting of nutmeg. When the cat returned to the office bearing a coffee that instead had been dusted with cinnamon, the manager lost it.

“We’ve been under a lot of stress to push out this new online health insurance dashboard,” said co-worker Sandy Memmelman, “and everyone around here has been a little tightly wound lately. Still, this really wasn’t like [our boss].”

Oliver was apparently shaken up, but plans to be back at work tomorrow.

Via Mr. T in DC.

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REPORT: Kitten Is Terrible at Hide-and-Seek

You know who’s bad at hide-and-seek? Waldo the kitten, that’s who. The area cat is so terrible at choosing hiding spots that he is almost always the first to be found, according to sources close to the situation.

“It’s like he has no sense of space and size,” said Tom Sanchez, who organizes the local pick up hide-and-seek league. “He tends to choose things to hide behind that are way, way smaller than him. He’s really easy to see.”

Sanchez is planning to offer Waldo some additional instruction in the finer art of hiding, but he’s not sure if it will make a difference.

“He’s just that bad.”

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Cat Beats All Comers at ‘Just Dance 4’

Tofu the cat is in excellent shape. The reason? He is a beast when it comes to the Wii U game Just Dance 4. He’s so good, in fact, that most of his friends refuse to play him.

“It’s just non-stop ‘perfect’ rankings when you’re playing against Tofu,” said Stephanie Teppick, a source close to the situation. “He’s mastered every move of every track in the entire game.”

Friends complain that the 5-year-old cat has an unfair advantage: he’s a cat so has no responsibilities and basically sits at home practicing all day.

Via tofukittycat.