PHOTO OP: Catchin’ Some ZZZs
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Cat Still Trying to Get the Hang of Partying
According to sources, Ponce de León, an area cat, hasn’t quite mastered the art of partying.
“Poncey is trying really hard, I know he is,” opined Gail Collins, a local party planner. “But he’s just doing it wrong.”
Last weekend the cat threw a party, said Collins, but then spent the whole time just rubbing his face on the onion dip bowl, which got cat fur in the dip.
“No one was really happy about that,” reported Collins.
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Cat’s Home Makeover Show Renewed for 2nd Season
Fans of the hit HGTV show Cat Builds a Hot Tin Roof will be excited to learn that the network has picked it up for a second season, according to TVGuide.
The home makeover show – in which a cat named Sam remodels dilapidated houses and apartments while their owners are on vacation – has been chided by some critics as formulaic. But fans can’t get enough of the eye candy.
“Normally, it’s a hunky carpenter who comes in to install beams and cabinets,” says Marcy Stillwater, who has watched the show religiously since episode one. “But Sam brings in kitties, puppies, koala bears – the cutest day laborers you’ve ever seen!”
Some have speculated that the “reality show” is anything but. “How could a bunch of kittens with no thumbs install a hot water heater? How?" writes Duncan Geoffrey in his Entertainment Weekly review. "There must be a human crew.”
But the show’s producers hold fast to their commitment that everything you see unfold in each episode is real, minus some small editing liberties here and there.
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Cat Wastes Entire Day Watching Netflix
Henry, a cat from Winnipeg, Canada, sat up suddenly late Wednesday afternoon after coming to a shocking revelation.
“He spent his whole day watching bird documentaries on Netflix,” says Josh Singleton, a source close to the situation. “His inbox is overflowing, the laundry is half done, and his mom’s pissed that he didn’t call. It’s like he just got sucked in and couldn’t get off the couch.”
Reports from the ground do indicate that Henry has slowly slumped back into a routine. “But a Netflix binge like that is hard to recover from,” says Dr. Shira Steinberg, an expert in time-wasting disorders and procrastination. “It might take him a day or two to get his Mojo back. And yes, Mojo is a medical term.”
Submitted by Marisa Halek.