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PHOTO OP: Lying in Wait

Via findthecats.

PHOTO OP: All Lit Up

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Kitten Falls Asleep While Studying for Finals

With finals weeks looming, Zuko the kitten has been pulling a back-to-back all nighters the entire week in an attempt to cram as much knowledge as she can into her little kitty brain. Unfortunately, her body had other plans, and she succumbed to sleep last night, waking up amid a pile of papers and #2 pencils this morning.

“All the Red Bulls in the world weren’t going to keep her awake,” said Julia Datlow, the cat’s roommate. “Zuko is a cat. They sleep like, what, 16 hours a day? There’s no fighting nature.”

Zuko’s first final, in applied string chasing, is Monday morning.

Via kittyzuko.

Cat Roomies Save Space With Bunk Beds

It may seem a little juvenile, but bunk beds are all the rage for young professionals with a high cost of living. Chester and Conrad share a one-bedroom apartment on New York City’s Lower East Side, but they maximize their space with stackable mattresses.

“There’s no way they could afford a two-bedroom on cat salaries,” says Shelly Tegan, a resident in the same building. “Not in this neighborhood anyway.”

Via Solid_Wife.

Cat’s Embarrassing Library Record Made Public

Scandal is brewing in the tiny town of Sea Crest, South Carolina where local newspaper The Sea Crest Breeze has publish the library lending record of a one Milo the cat. Residents were shocked to see a number of lurid titles, including 50 Shades of Fur and Live Nude Cats, on the list.

“This pretty much kills any chance of running for political office,” said Jessica Buchanan. “Then again, I guess, look at Mark Sanford.”

The newspaper is not source of the library record. Milo could not be reached for comment.

Via pallagao.