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Moen Introduces New Line of Cat Faucets

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Moen Introduces New Line of Cat Faucets

Most cats like drinking water. But all cats love running water. That’s why felines have been a severely underserved market in the bathroom and kitchen fixture market.

Until now.

Today, Moen, the Ohio-based faucet company, is launching a new line of fixtures aimed at cats. The faucets will all come equipped with easy on/off levers, designed for use by paws, and will sport faucet heads angled perfectly for over-the-top drinking.

The line will be available in a number of finishes starting this fall and sold exclusively at Lowe’s.

Via erik_dilexit.

Kitten Ditches Sneakers for ‘Paws Only’ Hike

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Kitten Ditches Sneakers for ‘Paws Only’ Hike

An Ontario-based kitten named Erie set out on a six mile hike with his new Nike sneakers, only to abandon them halfway through.

“He looked uncomfortable in them. I don’t think they were the right size,” says Andy Krumholz, who accompanied Erie on the trek. “That’s when he got all self-righteous, and pulled out his literature about how shoes are unnatural, and we should all go barefoot – ‘paws only’ is the latest thing. I think he was just embarrassed he bought the wrong shoes.”

Submitted by Evan Francis.

Kitten Bags Record-Setting Lobster

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Kitten Bags Record-Setting Lobster

A 6-week-old kitten named Cammie has brought home what fellow lobster trappers are calling “the catch of the season.”

“It was a huge haul,” says James Richter, who’s been trapping in the North Atlantic for 15 years. “And she pulled up one of the biggest lobsters I’ve ever seen.”

The beast measured in at 41 inches and 15 pounds – not the biggest ever caught, but a new record for the particular waters and season.

“Its markings are kind of weird,” says Richter. “Kind of like a floral pattern. Haven’t seen that before either.”

Sources close to the situation say that Cammie is currently snuggling with her catch, but plans to bring it to market today.

Submitted by Melissa Bell.

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BREAKING: Living Dinosaur Spotted in Chicago

The triceratops, a dinosaur from the Cretaceous Period thought to be extinct for at least 65 million years, may be alive and well in Chicago, IL. Numerous residents there claim they’ve seen the dino in an apartment complex.

“Three horns, scaly neck thing – yep, it was definitely a triceratops,” says Maggie Oswald, an area resident who spotted the beast on Monday evening. “It had huge claws and was tearing up the furniture. I’ve never seen a creature behave like that. Truly prehistoric!”

Paleontologists from Chicago University are enroute to the scene.

“We need to get blood samples, check the DNA and monitor its behavior,” says Dr. Randy Sniderman. “We have no idea how this creature could possibly be alive. It’s a real Jurassic Park scenario.”

The Fluffington Post will keep you updated as this story develops.

UPDATE: It’s just a cat in a dinosaur costume. We regret the error.

Captain Pancakes, submitted by Gracie Hagen.