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DJ Tuna to Play Gathering of Vibes

Renowned electronica artist DJ Tuna has been added to the line-up for this year’s Gathering of Vibes festival. The Bridgeport, CT music fest, a highly anticipated annual stop on the never-ending deadhead circuit, has added Tuna for a late-night DJ set.

The cat is scheduled to play day one from 2am until dawn and will be spinning his trademark downtempo beats.

Prepare to get mellow, folks.

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Kitty Union Demands Food Dish Be Left Out All Day

Cat Union Local 402 is threatening to strike unless their demand that the food dish be left our during the day is met.

“Enough of the scheduled feedings,” said cat union spokesperson, Colin Hubbard. “These cats work hard, they play hard, they nap hard, and they deserve to eat whenever they get hungry, not just when ‘The Man’ deems it okay.”

Hubbard said the kitties are fully prepared the strike and that the Hamsters Union may join them. The hamsters won a similar fight earlier this year, and their food is now dispensed throughout the day via a canister affixed to the side of their cage.

SEE ALSO: Canine Construction Workers’ Union Chides Layoffs

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PHOTO OP: Sleeping on the Job

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PHOTO OP: Pretty Kitty

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Unicycling Cat Delights Birthday Party Crowds

Small businesses are the backbone of the nation’s economy, and Terrence the cat has had plenty of success ever since he started charging to perform his unicycle act at birthday parties.

“He’s been doing very well,” confirmed March Vassillo, a longtime client. “I generally have to book him months in advance now. Birthdays, garden parties… I even heard he’s playing the fireman’s ball.”

Terrence charges $25/hour and his rider requests a green room stocked with Fancy Feast a Evian bottled water.

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