kitties

PHOTO OP: DJ Paws Is in da House

Via sorzus_syn.

Cat Makes the Most of Summer

Area cat Martin is taking full of advantage of summer vacation. Martin, who works as a school bus monitor, has the entire summer off, and does not intend to lift a paw unless necessary.

Friends report that the kitty naps at least six to eight hours per day.

“He’s out there by the pool by 10 each morning,” said Lindsay Montross. “He’ll break for lunch around 1, then he’s back out there from 2 until dusk. Napping away in his camp chair.”

Of course, said friends, that’s not much different from his life during the school year, during which his job demands wakefulness in the mornings and afternoons, but generally allows for plenty of napping time during the day.

Via vagabondblogger.

Local Cat Is Already Sick of Summer School

Classes only just began last week in the summer session at St. Bartholomew’s High School, but already a local kitty named Marianne wants them to be over.

The cat failed two subjects – biology and French – during the school year and must make them up this summer in order to avance a grade next fall. But, said friends, she’d much rather be at the beach.

“Who wouldn’t?” asked Tom Wills, who shared a locker with Marianne. “But she has no one to blame but herself. If she didn’t want to have to go to summer school, she should have showed up to class more.”

Via mo_sp.

PHOTO OP: They Call Me Mr. Fluffs

Via persanmoony.

BREAKING: Cat Stages Sit-In in Doghouse

The long-simmering conflict between the cat and the dog has finally boiled over. Late last night, the cat reportedly seized control of the doghouse, and is refusing to leave.

“This has been simmering for months,” said Fluffington Post political analyst Terrell Astor. “So, it’s not totally unexpected. The cat has been threatening an action like this for the past week, and the dog has refused to meet for peace talks.”

The conflict is mainly about a dispute over access to the prime sun spot in the living room. 

Via sissinovaes.