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PHOTO OP: Look Into My Eyes

Via m for matthijs.

Cat Contractor Meticulously Inspects His Work

Tim the cat’s reputation as one of the best contractors in the tri-state area didn’t just happen overnight. He worked hard at it.

The cat is a reputed perfectionist (or “purrfection,” as his ads promise) and meticulously checks ever inch of every project he takes on.

“The amount of time and care he put into making sure everything was executed properly was incredible,” said Tawnee Phillips, who hired Tim to rebuild her deck last year. “I mean, yeah, he got distracted a couple of times by birds, but mostly he was out there inspecting his work.”

His consistent top rating on Angie’s List is important to him. “That’s what drives him,” said electrician Sarah Cho, who often works with the cat. “He wants to be the best.”

Via No_Water.

Cat Resigns from Traveling Shadow Puppet Show

Elvis, star of a noted Las Vegas feline shadow puppet show, resigned yesterday amid allegations that the cat was not creating his own shadows. The picture above, first published by gossip site TMZ.com last week, set off a whirlwind of controversy, with anonymous insiders alleging that Elvis had human assistance for some of the more complex shadows in the show.

The cat staunchly denied the accusations and insisted through a spokesperson that the photo was taken in the greenroom when he and some friends were just “horsing around.”

It seemed as if the story would die as quickly as it appeared, but then today, The Sands Resort and Casino, which hosts the show, announced Elvis’ resignation. While the kitty has still not admitted to any wrongdoing, the casino has already tried to distance itself from its former star and move on with the rest of its feline cast.  

Via elviscute.

PHOTO OP: Just Resting My Eyes

Via frankthecat.

Cat Locates Source of Garden Problem

Local cat and handyman Earnest was called upon early this morning to locate the source of a problem in the garden. It took Earnest only a few minutes to figure out what was wrong.

“What happened was all of a sudden the water pressure just dropped and I wasn’t getting anything out the front of the hose,” said Kyle Colby, who hired Earnest. “It’s been really hot out and the plants need that water. I didn’t know what to do.”

Earnest was able to quickly diagnose the problem as a kink in the garden hose.

“It turned out to be a simple fix,” said Colby, “but in an emergency, you don’t fool around. I’m glad I called in an expert.”

Via seethroughme.