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Kitty Starlet Demands Only Red M&Ms in Dressing Room

Ellie, the star the upcoming James Bond film You Only Live Nine Times, reportedly has some bizarre demands in her contract rider.

Along with the usual items for cat starlets, like plenty of cold water, fresh tuna and catnip, Ellie is also demanding that her dressing room always be stocked with red M&Ms, reports the Hollywood Reporter. And only red M&Ms.

“She threw a fit when she found a yellow candy in her dish,” according to one anonymous source, who also indicated that when she found that they’d given her Skittles instead, she had every PA on set fired.

“I don’t know what the big deal is,” said the source. “She doesn’t even eat them. She just knocks them on the floor and makes an unholy mess batting them around the room.”

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This Cat Knows How to Sit

This is Niki, a Russian cat who does one thing extremely well: sit. She’s a champion sitter. She can sit on boxes, on couches, on countertops, in bathtubs.  You name a place, and she’ll sit there. 

Check out Niki on Instagram and Facebook.

Kitten Regrets Nothing About Bachelor Party

What started out at a steakhouse in Trenton, NJ progressed through numerous clubs and casinos in Atlantic City, before ending with an all-night party in a suite at the Trump Plaza Hotel. Groom-to-be Laser the cat woke up the next morning with a pounding headache and wearing some other kitty’s collar. 

Despite the killer hangover and the crippling fear of what sort of blackmail material he may have provided his friends, the cat doesn’t regret one minute of his bachelor party.

“I think maybe if he did it again he’d have a couple fewer catnip mojitos,” said close friend Julian Grimley. “But all in all, he had a great time. It was a perfect send off into married life.”

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