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Cat’s PowerPoint Presentation Falls Flat

Despite a week’s worth of research and flashy clip art, Molly’s PowerPoint presentation to MeowCorp Inc.’s shareholders was “unimpressive,” according to sources.

“The slides looked fine, but they lacked real substance,” says one meeting attendee, who asked that we not publish her name due to MeowCorp’s strict “no press” policy. “PowerPoint is boring. If you’re going to use it, you’ve got to step up your game,” said the source. “Throw a YouTube video in there, or maybe a funny cat GIF. Something.”

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Cat Forced to Downsize to Smaller Sink

When Peach the cat lost her job at the salmon hatchery, she was forced to make tough compromises regarding her personal finances. First, the weekly Laser Pointer Zumba classes had to go. Then it was switching from wet food to dry. 

Most recently, she’s made the decision to downsize to a smaller sink.

“She moved from the large farmhouse sink in the kitchen to the smaller vanity in the bathroom,” said Tanya Smith, the cat’s real estate agent. “It’s been hard on her, but this was really the only thing in her price range. She’ll land on her feet, though. She always does.”

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HOW TO: Keep Kittens Fresh

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They’re also stackable! Get yours today.

Note: The Fluffington Post does not endorse Kittenware. The preceding was a paid advertisement from Kittenware Corp.

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