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Cats Argue Over Box Fort Renovations

Two cats are locked a heated debate over how to proceed with renovations of their box fort, according to city filings. Both cats are listed as co-owners and each has submitted a set of wildly different plans to the city building inspections office.

“We can’t give them a permit until they decide what they’re actually planning to do,” said Frank Munroe, the chief inspector for the city. While one cat wants to add a second floor and is seeking a septic system permit to add an additional litter box, the other owner wants to expand outward on the ground level and filed plans that include a koi pond.

“Until they work this out, they can’t legally build,” said Munroe. “Simple as that.”

The box fort is located in the sought after basement neighborhood.

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Cat Shows Range of Expressions in Audition Tape

Arnold, an exotic shorthair kitten, demonstrated why he’s considered one of the best cat actors of his generation in a leaked audition tape for the upcoming Farrelly Brothers sequel, There’s Something About Puffy, which retells their 1998 smash hit There’s Something About Mary from the perspective of the title character’s best friend’s dog. Arnold plays Puffy’s arch nemesis, Fluffy.

The 2-minute clip, which can be seen on YouTube, shows Arnold displaying the full gamut of emotions: anger, happiness, sadness, excitement, fear, jealousy, surprise, boredom, embarrassment and hopefulness. He cycles through the varied states easily and quickly, showing how he can switch them on and off like a machine.

“It’s an impressive display,” said Agnes Turnbaum, founder of the Turnbaum School of Acting in Boston, MA. “That Arnold can so quickly and convincingly switch between such diverse emotions shows how much mastery he has over his craft.”

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