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Kitten Charged With Illegal ‘Cuteness Enhancement’
Though it is explicitly banned by the International Federation of Professional Cats, many felines have been caught using cuteness enhancing substances. This little guy was caught using non-corrective, cosmetic contact lenses that cause his eyes to literally shine with adorableness. He faces a 50-day suspension.
Via Mait Jüriado.
Experts: Kitten Martinis Better When Stirred
Though purists argue that martinis are always shaken and never stirred, expert mixologists at the famed Bemelmans Bar at the Carlyle Hotel in New York City disagree. "The delicate sensibilities of kittens require that they be enjoyed slowly and without vigor,“ said bartender Heather Sullivan.
Via Tess Aquarium.
