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Zebra Cop Disciplined For Getting Rowdy at Traffic Stop
A member of the zebra police force at the Great Arkansas Safari Adventure Park in Fayetteville, AR was put on paid disciplinary leave after becoming belligerent during a routine traffic stop. The animal reportedly became incensed when a patron at the park asked after being pulled over if he could “take a picture with the stripey horse.”
The zebra is expected to issue an apology next week.
Via Bob Jagendorf.
PHOTO OP: So Close I Can Taste It
Via Adam Foster.
REPORT: Goats Are Retiring at a Younger Age
Though current economic conditions are forcing many to put off retirement, a new report from the Farm Animals Statistics Board finds that goats are bucking that trend. "We’re finding that one in five goats is retiring before the age of six,“ said Emmanuel Tiant, senior research analyst at the FASB. "That’s up from one in seven just a couple of years ago.”
See Also: More Dogs Are Delaying Retirement Than Ever Before
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Adorable Baby Deer Tired of Being Called “Bambi”
Jonathan C. McNamara, a fawn living in the Texas Hill Country, has made a public statement via his attorney requesting that tourists and photographers stop calling him “Bambi” every time they spot him in the woods.
“This rampant stereotyping is degrading and demoralizing, and dismisses Mr. McNamara as an adorable plaything for the amusement of passersby” said the deer’s attorney at a press conference on Monday. “It must be stopped.”
