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Hamster Millionaire Splurges on New Wheels

November 3, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Hamster Millionaire Splurges on New Wheels

A hamster telecommunications mogul Juan Ortega is turning heads with his flashy new car. The wealthy hamster recently sold a large chunk of his personal stock holdings in his company, Hamster Wheel Cellular, which provides 95% of all communications traffic to the hamster world. The sale reportedly added up to $5 million into Ortega’s personal coffers.

No word on how much the hamster spent on his new ride, which undoubtedly includes a number of custom trappings, but the list price for the model Ferrari that he purchased is $29.95 at Toys ‘R Us.

Via luisitortega.

Hamster Lost in Replica Mario World for Hours

October 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Hamster Lost in Replica Mario World for Hours

Horace the hamster is a glutton for adventure. He’s climbed Mt. Katahdin in Maine, he’s BASE jumped from the Perrine Bridge in Idaho and spelunked into the Cave of Swallows in Mexico. So when he was given a chance to explore a replica of the world from Super Mario Bros., he couldn’t resist.

Unfortunately for Horace, his GPS malfunctioned and he was lost in a confusing mess of pipes and blocks for nearly four hours.

“He took the wrong turn in level two and wound up in an underground world,” said Whitney Hazelhurst, a source close to the situation. "It was touch an go there for a bit when the fireballs started, but once he got through he got a ton of gold coins in the bonus area.“

Via massi2403.

Hamster’s Sexting Lands Him in Hot Water

October 14, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Hamster’s Sexting Lands Him in Hot Water

Prominent hotel tycoon Mike the hamster caught flak from watchdog groups when nude photos of himself that he allegedly texted to a female employee were leaked on the Internet Friday.

“He should be an upstanding member of the business community. A role model,” says Beth Rutledge of the Chamber of Commerce. “This is really a disgrace.”

Via @jenz270.