hamsters

PHOTO OP: There’s No More Coffee – The Hamster Drank It All

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New Hamster Home Sales Hit Two-Year Low

While the economy overall is starting to show signs of recovery, that’s not true for the hamster real estate market, which was hit hard by the sub-prime lending crisis a few years ago.  According to new numbers from HUD (the Hamster Urban Development office), new home sales among hamsters are at a two-year low, and show no signs of picking up.

“Hamsters just aren’t buying new homes,” said real estate agent Carlos Ochoa.  "Most hamsters are just renting or making do with nests of ripped up newspaper.“

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PHOTO OP: Stop – Cracker Time

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Hamster’s Whimsical Pottery Big Hit With Family & Friends

Tito the hamster didn’t tell anyone in his social circle that he had been taking pottery classes, that’s why it was a surprise to everyone when he started giving out beautiful homemade pottery to his family and friends.

“It didn’t matter that I don’t smoke,” said longtime neighbor Millie Camden, who received a paw-print adorned ashtray for her birthday last month.  "It’s the thought that counts.  I’ll put M&Ms in it, or something.“

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Hamster Masters the Fine Art of Chillaxing

Mario the hamster knows how to relax.  On a recent afternoon, Mario was caught by the paparazzi hanging out in his tub, munching on a carrot, seemingly without a care in the world.

“That hamster is always chillin’ like a villain,” said Us Weekly editor Ariana Gribaldi, trotting out a descriptive classic. “That’s why our readers love him so much – everyone wants to be able to hang out with Mario.”

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