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Guinea Pig Production of ‘Fiddler’ Charms Fans, Critics

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Guinea Pig Production of ‘Fiddler’ Charms Fans, Critics

No one anticipated The Guinea Theatre Collective’s new production of Fiddler on the Roof to be a hit.

“Most of their shows are a little rough around the edges,” says Marty Shale, theater critic for Animal Performer magazine. “But something about this cast really clicked.”

Tickets are sold out through December, and critics can’t stop writing glowing reviews.

“They really captured the heartache of Jewish life in Russia at the turn of the 20th century,” says Shale. “And the singing is top-notch.”

Via heartdoesache.

Guinea Pig BFFs Buy Adjacent Homes

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Guinea Pig BFFs Buy Adjacent Homes

Barney and Bracken have been friends for as long as anyone can remember, and now the two best friends have realized a lifelong dream and purchased homes on adjacent plots of land.

“Ever since third grade they would go on and on about how some day they’d live next door to one another and have a secret passage that connected their two bachelor pads,” said longtime friend Tameka Besan. “I’m not sure about the secret passage thing, but they made good on the houses.”

The two ultra modern homes are located in the Bel Air community of Los Angeles, CA.

Via cupra_jamie.

Guinea Pig Folk Duo Faces Legal Battle

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Guinea Pig Folk Duo Faces Legal Battle

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Simon & Garfunkel, the celebrated guinea pig folk duo, have seemingly hit a snag in their otherwise illustrious career. As luck would have it, another folk duo who also call themselves Simon & Garfunkel have come forward claiming fraud.

“It really came out of nowhere,” says Stu McElroy, Simon & Garfunkel’s manager. “We were all ready to go out on tour, and then we get this cease and desist order. The guys couldn’t believe it.”

In light of the development, Simon and Garfunkel are said to be seeking legal counsel. “We’re going to fight this,” says McElroy. “These guys can lie-la-lie all they want, but we’ll lay it down in court. Like a bridge over troubled water. Wait – yeah. Exactly like that.”

Via Cyberslayer.

Guinea Pig Voted ‘Most Likely to Succeed’ by Classmates

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Guinea Pig Voted ‘Most Likely to Succeed’ by Classmates

Waffle the guinea pig was delighted to learn that his peers had voted him “Most Likely to Succeed,” an honor bestowed at this morning’s yearbook committee meeting.

“He doesn’t have the best grades in the school,” says Cynthia Kimmel, Waffle’s classmate and good friend. “But he is really creative and very responsible. Everyone knows he’ll go on to do great things when he graduates.”

Via Maythavee Vangyusob.