guinea pigs

Guinea Pig Finally Caught Up on Downton Abbey

An area guinea pig named Sushi has finally caught up on the first two seasons of Downton Abbey in preparation for season three to begin airing in the United States in January. He’ll spend the next month and a half preparing his themed viewing party.

“I know it seems like there’s still plenty of time to finish catching up, especially since the seasons are so short,” said close friend Tim Cheshire, “but Sushi really wants to get the decor for his party perfect.  He’s planning to recreate the entire household as it appeared in the final episode, down the last detail.  So he needs the extra time to do a thorough study of season two.”

Via mochi_sushi.

Guinea Pig Cries Through Entire Sad Movie

A local guinea pig named Malcolm has reportedly cried through yet another rented movie.  This, according to sources, is par for the course when it comes to Malcolm and movies over the past couple of months. 

“Well, he just went through a bad break up,” said friend Tracy Bussler, “so everything sets him off.  He should own stock in Kleenex. On the other hand, I have no idea why he keeps renting The Notebook.”

Via Castaway in Scotland.

Guinea Pig Disaster Movie Announced

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

In what’s sure to be great news for fans of epic disaster films and guinea pigs, Warner Bros. Pictures has announced its latest offering in an official press release. Slated for Summer 2013, Piggies N’ Asteroids promises to be the blockbuster at least some of America was waiting for. 

“We’re really excited about it,” says Chairman and CEO Barry Meyer. “There’s never been a film on this scale, with an all-guinea pig cast. We’re telling the story of an ordinary piggy asked to do extraordinary things, because of all the asteroids. It’s a very human drama. But with guinea pigs.”

Via Castaway in Scotland.

Guinea Pig Nightclub Shut Down After Noise Complaints

For the fifth time this month, police had to respond to excessive noise complaints at Club Fur, a popular guinea pig nightspot.  Now, the city board of licenses has suspended the club’s operating license for two weeks, forcing Fur to close its doors.

“This is standard procedure,” said board chairman Anthony Profar.  "We have a three strikes your out rule, so we actually acted with leniency by letting this one go to five incidences before pulling their license.“

The license will be reinstated in two weeks, and the club will operate under probationary rules for the next six months.

Via beatpulsemelody.