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Guinea Pig Pals Regret Shopping Spree
Malcom and Griffin, two area guinea pigs, are deeply regretting their trip to the mall earlier this month. According to numerous sources, the two rang up a Visa bill totaling $5,592, after making lavish purchases at Lord & Taylor, Pinkberry and the Apple Store. "I’ve literally never seen someone drop $500 on frozen yogurt in a single go,“ said one witness to their shopping spree.
Via Castaway in Scotland.
Guinea Pig Internet Usage On the Decline
A new report from market research firm eMarketer has found that Internet usage among guinea pigs is on the decline. "More guinea pigs are carrying mobile devices than ever before,“ said analyst Markkö Jacobson. "Increasingly, the Internet is becoming less important as more and more information is being consumed via apps.”
Indeed, a representative at Google told The Fluffington Post that guinea pigs accounted for over $75 million in Google Play app purchases in 2011, a number they project to more than triple this year.
Via rofltosh.
Guinea Pig Theme Park Features Giant Clover Patch
GuineaWorld, a new theme park set to open this summer near San Diego, will offer many attractions for thrill-seeking guinea pigs.
While short on roller coasters, the park’s biggest draw is Clovesplosion 2012, an enormous patch of delicious greens where piggies can graze for hours with any standard admission. Park safety rules do require you to be at least 3 inches tall to ride this ride.
Via enkafan.
Xbox-Playing Guinea Pig Will Destroy You in Lego Harry Potter
Meet Sir Thomas (Xbox Live name, real name: Reginald Goldthwaite), an Xbox master who also happens to be just 8 inches tall. Sir Thomas, a guinea pig from Akron, OH, has quietly climbed up the ladder of the world Xbox rankings for a number of popular competitive games, including Halo Reach (#14 in the world), Call of Duty: Black Ops (#27), Madden NFL 12 (#104), and Gears of War 3 (#16).
But where Sir Thomas really excels is Lego Harry Potter: Year 7, where he currently ranks #3. He’ll have a chance to take the top spot this weekend when he’s set to battle the current top player, MuggleMan1986.
Via kitkatherine.
Guinea Pigs Give Olive Garden Endless Salad High Marks
According to a national survey by the Association of American Chain Restaurants, the endless salad at the Olive Garden has received the highest possible marks among guinea pigs. According to the survey, guinea pigs actually prefer the salad to anything else on the menu. Coming in second for customer satisfaction among the rodents was the carrot cake at The Cheesecake Factory.
Via Castaway in Scotland.
