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Cute Duckling Can’t Get Enough of Lame Joke

“What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?” asks Jennifer Lovegood. “Give up?  Milk and quackers.  Yeah.  I know.  It’s that bad.”

According to Lovegood, who serves on the local town council, an area duckling by the name of H.R. Flufnstuf just can’t stop with that joke.  "All day long, he demands people tell him the joke, then he bursts out laughing while everyone else groans,“ says Lovegood.  "I know he’s cute, but I mean, it’s seriously trying my patience.”

Bird psychologist Dr. Timothy Acker says this type of behavior is not uncommon among ducklings. “Ducks take a long time to develop a keen sense of humor,” Acker told The Fluffington Post via phone. “Sometimes it is 3 or 4 years before they can distinguish between a good joke and a crap one.  You just have to give it time.”

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Duckling Complains Community Pool Is Too Small

A complaint has been filed with the Parks and Recreation Department of Corvallis, OR citing the public pool is “ridiculously small.” City officials are reviewing the grievance, but are quick to point out that it was served by Martin the duckling – a well-known local curmudgeon.

“We take every formal complaint seriously,” says Emily Jakes, media relations for the Parks Department. “But Martin can be a little hyperbolic. Also, we’re pretty sure he’s swimming in a doggie dish.”

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