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Dachshund Media Mogul Buys 12th Boat

November 23, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Dachshund Media Mogul Buys 12th Boat

Crusoe, the CEO and founder of Wiener Networks, Inc., has purchased his 12th seafaring vessel, according to Mediagazer.com. The titan of Dachshund broadcasting, publishing and digital news reportedly bought the new yacht for $12 million, angering some within the ranks of his companies.

“We’ve had a slew of layoffs in the last three years,” one broadcast producer tells The Fluffington Post on condition of anonymity. “Dachshund news isn’t what it used to be, and we’re struggling. What does this guy need 12 boats for? He should spend some of that money on employee benefits.”

Mr. Crusoe’s  office did not return our phone calls.

Submitted by Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund.

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