corgis

Corgi Takes a Stand Against ‘No Dogs’ Policy

A corgi named Max has lodged a protest against the city of Nelson, British Columbia for its flagrant discrimination against dogs.

“These street markings are unacceptable,” says Ted Farro, a spokesperson for the disgruntled pup, referring to the ‘No Dogs’ signs painted on city sidewalks. “It’s a public street, and dogs have the same right as anyone to be there. You don’t see any ‘No Cats’ signs around here, do you?”

Max has organized a sit-in to protest the city policy. Police are holding off for now in the hope he will give up his cause. That’s unlikely, according to people who know Max.

“He’s very determined,” says friend Jerri Boso. “He’s been known to sit for hours – days, if need be.”

Via Amber L.

Cops: Corgi’s Super Hero Birthday Was ‘Out of Control’

New Hampshire police arrived at the home of Howard the Corgi at 2:07 AM on Tuesday after receiving no less than 12 noise complaints from area residents.

“The party was raging,” says officer Jake Fowler, referring to the Corgi’s birthday celebration. It had been ongoing since 7:00 PM the previous evening. “It was a super hero theme, so the dogs were jumping off the furniture in capes trying to fly. It was out of control and we had to shut it down.”

There were no arrests, though one party guest was issued a fine for disorderly conduct.

Via Stacy Koscielniak.

Near-Sighted Corgi Fails 3rd Driver’s Test

A corgi named Wolfie flunked his third road test because he insisted on not wearing his glasses.

“He thinks they make him look uncool,” says Alice Kimmel, a source close to the situation. “But he’ll never be able to parallel park if he can’t see the curb.”

Via threecorgis.