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Kitten Turns Down for Something; Isn’t Sure What

A cat from Haversville, MD named Tonks reportedly turned down last night but sources tell The Fluffington Post that at this time it’s still unclear for what.

“He definitely turned down,” said local police chief Taryn Gomes. “But for what? We’re still trying to figure that out.”

According to Gomes, the cat was taken in for questioning and released. He has not been charged with anything at this time.

Tonks could not be reached for comment.

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Kitty Regrets Catnip Bender

Some life lessons you have to learn the hard way. A Milwaukee-area cat named Welfleet learned a valuable lesson this weekend about over indulgence after an all-night catnip bender.

“He’s pretty hung over,” said roommate Jack Minian. “He’s just been sitting on the couch and staring off into space for a few hours, cringing whenever I make any noise.”

According to Minian, the cat went out with coworkers on Friday evening and hit a bunch of feline hot spots. 

“They went bar hopping and he clearly had too much ‘nip,” said Minian. “His friends brought him home at 2am, and Welfleet woke me up meowing on the front step. Apparently he couldn’t figure out how to work his key.”

The good news for the cat is that the hangover is temporary. The bad news, Minian says they just ran out of Tylenol.

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