cats

Area Cat Shocked to Hear They Canceled ‘Lopez Tonight’

Numerous reports indicate a Scottish Fold named Manmaru just got word that the late night TBS talk show Lopez Tonight was canceled back in August.

“He’s still catching up on episodes saved in his DVR,” says a source close to the situation. “He had no idea the show was off the air.”

Via Peppynet, by way of Bunny Food.

USDA Says Kittens Are Part of a Balanced Breakfast

According to new dietary guidelines released by the USDA, a bowl of kitten is only part of a healthy breakfast that should also include whole wheat toast, fruit and at least 8 ounces of fresh squeezed fruit juice. The guidelines will officially go into effect in March – which is when they’ll inform things like public school breakfast programs – but we recommend following them immediately.

Via Alexandra Guerson.

Area Cat Demands to be Carried Around

Do we really need any more proof that cats make up the majority of the 1%?  Take the Baron von Meowsenstein of Greenwich, CT, the spoiled kitty pictured above.  Since Tuesday, he has refused to walk anywhere, instead demanding that he be carried in a sling.  

This type of behavior is not uncommon among the privileged feline set, according to Prof. Maryellen Walker, a cat sociologist at Penn State University.  "In general, cats have little to no regard for others.  Their concern is mainly their own comfort,“ she said.

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Via qwz.