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Magic Is Hard Work for Black Cats
Being a black cat is a thankless job. In addition to meeting hijinks quotas and distributing bad luck, demand for flashy new magic spells leaves precious few hours for relaxation.
After a tough day of spellcasting, Elsa and Floella (pictured above) are plum tuckered out.
Submitted by Sarah Davies.
Hank, a cat running for Senate in Virginia, has enjoyed the limelight of the press this week. The political newcomer has stirred quite a bit of grassroots support.
But an attack ad that hit YouTube today raises questions about the Maine Coon’s reputation.
“Hank has never released his birth certificate, his tax returns, and has never responded to allegations that he used catnip,” says the voiceover in the 30-second spot.
The source of the ad? A super PAC called “Canines for a Feline Free Tomorrow.”
Hank could not immediately be reached for comment, but his campaign manager, Matthew O’Leary, tells The Fluffington Post that this is the very fear-mongering Hank is campaigning against. “If anything, this new ad gives Hank pride in knowing that he is rattling the cages of Washington fat cats.”
PHOTO OP: King of the Jungle
Via Ires Furtado.
Cat Buys Mansion, Can’t Decide on Color for Drapes
According to sources close the situation, a cat in Lima, Peru purchased the stately home seen above in a government auction for far below what it is believed to be worth. "The house had been owned by a known catnip kingpin,“ explained Raymund Florres, a spokesman for Peru’s drug enforcement agency. "When we seize properties from these drug lords they eventually go to auction where they can be had for very cheap.”
As part of the terms of the sale, the new owner had to pay for the removal of raised garden beds in the home’s courtyard in which multiple Nepeta cataria plants were growing.
Via geezaweezer.
Brooklyn Cat Caught Peeping at Lingerie Catalog
Yuri, an 18-year-old cat from Brooklyn, NY, really loves the ladies. That’s why he couldn’t help himself when the latest La Perla catalog came in the mail.
He was caught red-pawed, of course. This photo was snapped just moments after he had settled in with the lingerie spread.
Submitted by Jamie Freed.
