Do I look amused?
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Kitten Tree Produces Record Yield
According to sources, a kitten tree in Thousand Oaks, CA has produced a bumper crop of one kitten. "I never thought I’d see the day,“ said owner Troy Atkins. "Seriously, I thought the lady who sold this to me and told me it was a kitten tree was off her nut. But now… I mean, results don’t lie!”
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See The World From Kitty’s POV in New Documentary
A new film aims to answer the eternal question, “What the hell do cats do all day?”
By attaching a camera to a cat’s collar, filmmaker Seth Keal was able to capture the secret life of the outdoor pet. The results promise to be a shocking expose of unscrupulous feline behavior that premiered at SXSW.
Or, six hours of napping.
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Cat Fails at Simple Home Improvements
Tox, a cat from Frederick, MD, has given up trying to install drapes, said sources close to the situation. “This always happens,” one friend familiar with Tox’s pattern said. “He’ll be all gung-ho about some project around the house and refuse to let anyone help. Then half-way through he’ll end up stuck on some ledge or something and give up.”
Another witness claimed that Tox’s half-assed approach to home improvement was expected because, “I mean, he’s a cat.”
Via Dr. Hemmert.
Cat to World: Deal With It
A 1-year-old Siamese named Mr. Chow has seen better days. Unable to hold down a job in his home city of Vancouver, WA, he’s hit the bottle hard.
Neighbors have complained that Chow is regularly seen exposing himself and urinating in public. His response to criticism and offers of assistance have been met with similar disdain.
“Mr. Chow can only help himself, now,” says Stacy Maddon, a source close to the situation.
Submitted by Amber Henson.