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Cat Plows Readied for Winter 2012

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Weary of maintenance costs and the threat of another long winter, local contractors are abandoning their dated snowplows in favor of a cheaper, cuter alternative: cats.

“In the long run it just made sense,” says Bill Chapman of Plaistow, NH. “People like cats, and they seem to be good in snow.” By his own estimate, Chapman says at least 18 local cats are currently being rounded up for the job ahead.

“It’s never too early to prepare,” says Chapman. “Sure, they’re a little slower. But another winter with old rusty over here? I think not.”

Via The Internet, by way of Reddit.

Local Cat Makes a Living on Couch Cushion Change

After nearly six months of fruitless job searching, an area cat has taken the plunge into every couch she’s ever sat on. What she discovered is enough coin to pay her rent, cable and grocery bills.

“Most people overlook the value hidden right under their asses,” says economic analyst James Chan, who interviewed the cat on her now-trendsetting lifestyle.

Via potasium0.