cats

Cat Bridge Project Delayed Due to Funding Snafu

The cat bridge project, which when completed will provide a link between the living room and dining room, has been seemingly cursed ever since ground was broken last week.  First there was corruption in the bursar’s office, then seismic activity detected in the area of the couch, and now the household planning department has announced another delay due to an issue with the city-supported bonds being used to fund the project.

This will push the completion date for the bridge back to at least Thursday.

Via ShutterSparks.

Cat Opts for Laser Background at School Picture Day

The Fluffington Post has learned exclusively that a local cat has chosen the wicked cool laser background for his school photo at John Adams Elementary School.  "I didn’t think he’d do it,“ said Jimmy Roberts, a third grader at John Adams.  "But then it came to his turn and he just, like, pointed to the laser background and nodded his head.”

Consensus among students, teachers and local business leaders is that the cat’s picture is “totally rad.”

Via Bruntekuh.