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BREAKING: Local Cat Refuses to Leave Box

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BREAKING: Local Cat Refuses to Leave Box

An area cat that sources have confirmed to the The Fluffington Post is named Rocky, is reportedly refusing to vacate a cardboard box.  According to police, Rocky entered the box about 12 hours ago and will not emerge, despite of numerous pleas to do so by both the owners of the box and local law enforcement.  Rocky is not believed to have any hostages in the box with him, nevertheless, authorities are not taking any chances and have called in the FBI for assistance.

More on this story as it develops…

Via wrestlingentropy.

Cat Stuns Paris with Avante Garde Hat Collection

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Cat Stuns Paris with Avante Garde Hat Collection

The talk of the Paris fashion community this evening is Fifi, a 3-year-old cat / fashion designer whose stunning, fashion forward headwear has taken the city’s runways by storm.   “The way she so effortlessly makes the avante garde wearable is fabulous,” said Cat Fashion magazine editor, Sophie Desseneaux. “Fifi is a true couture master.”

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STUDY: Cats Bored by Facebook Friends From High School

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STUDY: Cats Bored by Facebook Friends From High School

A new study from Forrester Research concludes that the overwhelming majority of cats – 76% to be exact – find their high school acquaintances boring on the social networking site Facebook.

Most felines are tired of the constant minutiae, photos of food and inspirational quotes. A smaller subset went so far as to exclude boring friends from their News Feeds, though very few cats unfriended the lame-os in their network for fear of missing something.

Submitted by Sydney Wasserman.

Papparazzi Spies Cat Model Sunbathing Nude

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Papparazzi Spies Cat Model Sunbathing Nude

Tabloid photographers caught up with Tabitha, the reclusive former cat model, as she was sunning herself in the nude early Wednesday morning. The entertainment press was quick to point out that she had put on a few pounds since her last public appearance.

Tabitha’s publicist could not be reached for comment about the alleged weight gain, but sources tell The Fluffington Post it has everything to do with Girl Scout Cookies.

Via APurpleTRex.

REPORT: Cat Still Undecided About Whether to Emerge from Bag

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REPORT: Cat Still Undecided About Whether to Emerge from Bag

According to reports, the cat has yet to fully emerge from the bag and is not yet ready to make a decision.  Insiders tell The Fluffington Post that the cat will most assuredly come out of the bag at some point in the future, and that he may hold a press conference as early as next week to announce his plans.

Via Tabbymom Jen.