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Cat Nails School Photo

Usually school photos aren’t thought of as a competition, but when this year’s pictures came back last week, it was clear that Yaris the cat had won.

“He totally nailed it,” said school principal D. Wayne Travers. “I know I’m supposed to remain impartial, but I mean, the none of the other students were even close. It was basically Yaris, and then a bunch of kids whose parents should be embarrassed.”

Yaris chose the “colorful balls” background for the picture, which Stacy Kamisky, a photo tech who assisted with this year’s pictures, said was a significant risk.

“Not everyone can pull off that background,” she explained. “Usually we advise the kids to just go with plain blue or grey or maybe, maybe, that laser one. But Yaris was able to really make it work.”

Class superlatives will be announced next week, and Yaris is currently odds-on favorite to win “Most Likely to Succeed.”

Via cutevanille.

Anxious Cat Misplaces FedEx Tracking Number

When Toby ordered a new controller for his Xbox One from Amazon, he was pretty confident he selected free two-day shipping.

“He’s a Prime member, why wouldn’t he?” says Cameron Croxley, a source close to the cat.

But when two business days came and went without any sign of the package, Toby’s anxiety began to rise.

“He forgot his Amazon password, so he has no way to get the FedEx tracking number,” says Croxley. “He was right in the middle of his Halo 4 campaign when his controller crapped out, so he’s been checking the mail slot every 15 minutes or so. Poor guy.”

Via idontknowiforgot

PHOTO OP: Tell Me What You’re Thinking

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