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BREAKING: The Fluffington Post Snubbed By Pulitzer Board

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BREAKING: The Fluffington Post Snubbed By Pulitzer Board 

The 2012 Pulitzer Prizes were announced today, and media watchers were stunned by one notable absence.  Among the news organizations not winning one of the prestigious awards is The Fluffington Post.

“I thought for sure their landmark coverage of Duck Duck Goosegate would get them recognition,” said Dr. Abel Jepson, a professor of communications at Columbia University.  "This is one of the worst snubs from the Pulitzer Board in the past decade.“

According to sources, Olly the Cat, a junior reporter who works at The Fluffington Post on the duck equality beat, was so distraught that he has locked himself in a conference room at FluffPo headquarters and is building a fort out of newspaper.

More on this story as it develops…

Via Salihan.

Cat’s Attempt to Build Cushion Fort is “Underwhelming”

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Cat’s Attempt to Build Cushion Fort is “Underwhelming”

Reviewers are unimpressed with a local cat’s couch cushion fort, calling the effort “underwhelming” and “uninspired, like he didn’t have a plan at all.”  That’s not surprising, sources tell The Fluffington Post, because the cat reportedly spent fewer than 10 minutes designing his fort before he began building the structure.

“I’m beginning to think he might not be a licensed architect,” said one source close to the situation.

Via Orin Zebest.

Cat Fashion: Turtleneck Sweaters Still En Vogue

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Cat Fashion: Turtleneck Sweaters Still En Vogue

Winter may be waning, but turtleneck sweaters show no sign of abating in the feline fashion world.

“Wearing wool over fur in April? Sure, kitty’s gonna sweat,” says Malcolm Killin, style expert at Redbook Magazine. “But most cats will look chic at any cost.”

Phillip, submitted by Stephanie Wissinger.