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Prolific Cat Has Written 12 Novels
Area cat Lavanda is the author of 12 novels, but she has yet to allow friends to read a single one. "She’s a very private cat,“ says one friend. "I’ve tried to get her to submit her stories to an agent, but Lavanda writes for Lavanda. She might have another Harry Potter on her hands, but that’s not why she writes.”
Via Karen Blix.
Disrespectful Cat Takes Up “Half the Couch”
Foo Foo the cat makes sitting an art form. When she needs a place to sit, she doesn’t ask politely for a space on the couch – she just takes it. And she lounges with a luxury that tends to annoy her fellow housemates.
“She’s not a very big cat, but she takes up half the couch, and she never respects safe seat rules,” says roommate Debbie Ahn. "it’s kind of rude, frankly.“
Via End of Level Boss.
Harry & David to Offer ‘Cat of the Month Club’ Gift Baskets
Fruit and flowers will only go so far. If you really want to show you care, consider one of Harry & David’s newest gift basket options.
Members of the “Cat of the Month Club” will receive a fresh and artfully packaged kitty every 30 days for the duration of the subscription.
But that’s not all. Each cat basket is loaded with toys and treats hand-picked to compliment the season’s feline.
Pricing starts at $149.99, and will be available on the company’s website starting in May.
Adelaide, submitted by Tyler Manners.
Cat Is First Thing Man Sees Upon Waking Up from Coma
“I’ll tell you, it was a little disconcerting,” says Thom Aaronson, who woke up from a coma early Monday morning to the sight of his cat Sasha, hovering close to his face. "It’s nice to know she cares so much, I guess, but I mean, give a guy some room, you know?“
"She never left his side,” according to a nurse close to the situation. “Day and night, she was always staring right at his face. Once he woke up, though, she sort of lost interest and went to sit in a window.”
Via Raoul Pop.
Cat Refuses to Sell Vintage Record Collection
Jake the cat is sitting on a pile of vinyl worth an estimated $40,000. But the feline record collector – who owns mint-condition LPs by The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Elvis Presley and Bob Dylan – has no intention of selling.
“They’re his most prized possession,” says Carmen Singer, a source close to the situation. “Jake without his records would be like peanut butter without jelly. It just doesn’t make sense.”
Via Jake and Charlie.
