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Local Cat Is Fed Up With His Routine
Meet Oscar. He honestly isn’t sure if he can go on. All the naps, the chasing pieces of string, the kibble, the naps, the lying in the sun, the looks of utter disdain, the naps… Lately, it’s just getting a bit long in the tooth. Oscar’s friends are worried, and frankly, so are we. We know you can pull through, buddy. Don’t give up! We’re rooting for you.
Via Jorbasa.
NYC Kitten Hypnotizes Victims Before Snuggling
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has issued a warning for all five boroughs to be on the lookout for a kitten named Clove (pictured above). The 8-week-old is wanted for hypnotizing people with his intense eyes and then snuggling them inappropriately.
Clove was last seen snuggling with his sister Clementine “all day long,” according to eye-witnesses. As always, if you see something, say something.
Submitted by Eric West.
Chicago Cat to Star in ‘Hell Hotel IV’
Horror film fans, rejoice. The fourth installment of the Hell Hotel series has been green-lit by Lions Gate Entertainment and will star newcomer Bruce, a cat actor plucked from obscurity on the Chicago improv scene.
“Bruce is traditionally a comic actor,” says Jerry Levine, the cat’s new agent. “But this will be an opportunity for him to flex his character muscles and really shine as the lead in a thriller.”
Submitted by Kiersten Essenpreis.
Squish Face Kitty Craves Squishier Face
Neko the cat has a very squishy face, but it’s just not squished enough for his liking. According to Neko’s friends, he’s always trying to smoosh up his face just a little bit more, jamming it in between pillows, blankets or couch cushions. While friends are concerned that Neko might not have a healthy body image, they also think it’s just adorable.
Via round.
Want to Brighten Your Window Sill? Try a Kitten
Now is the perfect time to start your planter box kitties. Just be sure to water regularly, supplement your soil with plenty of tuna, and avoid low temperatures. Planter box cats take about 10-14 days from seed to sprout and will be in full bloom by mid-August.
Via jenallende.
