Weaponized Cat Escapes From Canadian Lab
The Canadian Security Intelligence Service has issued a nationwide alert that a cat with laser eyes has escaped from a Toronto testing facility and is currently unaccounted for.
The weaponized cat prototype – dubbed “Micro” – was a bio engineering breakthrough for the Canadian defense department until he got loose and began shooting lasers at scientists and civilians. While there have been a few serious injuries, there are no reported deaths.
The fast moving feline could be anywhere in the Toronto metro area, and citizens have been advised to report any sightings or abnormal cat activity to authorities.
Submitted by Nadia Rushdi.
