cats

Cat Falls Asleep in Brother’s Crotch

A Baltimore, MD cat named Thumper was mortified to discover he had fallen asleep in his brother Heath’s crotch.

“You’ve got to have sympathy for the guy,” says Harry Olmstead, an eye witness. “It was a chilly evening, and it seems really warm in there.”

The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that there was a “walk of shame” the following morning.

Submitted by Laura Abel.

New AlarmCat Will Wake You Up On Time

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Submitted by Lauren Rae Bertolini.