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Cat Encases Enemy in Carbonite
According to numerous reports, area cat Lemonjello has encased fellow cat, Oranjello – a long-time nemesis – in carbonite. The cryonic alloy is best known for its use in the movie Star Wars when Boba Fett utilizes it to freeze Han Solo in stasis to transport him to Jabba the Hutt. Until Lemonjello used the substance on Oranjello, carbonite was thought to be fictional.
PHOTO OP: Bring on the Belly Rubs
Pippin, submitted by Michelle Schanck.
POLL: Cat Shampoo No Better Than Cat Tongue
A poll from Quinnipiac University finds that when it comes to keeping clean, most cats prefer their own tongue to a range of salon-grade shampoos.
“We’ve even tried incorporating that sandpaper texture into one of our conditioners,” says Markus Baer, chief marketing officer at Vidal Sassoon. “No luck.”
Via goldenworm.
Kitten Caught Swindling Tourists in Istanbul
A kitten offering tours to wayward travelers has been apprehended in Istanbul, Turkey. Authorities there say he is not a licensed tour guide, though his scheme generated more than $200,000.
“He seems really cute and trustworthy,” says Fahri Demir, Istanbul’s tourism minister. “But he’ll just take your money and drop you off in a ‘historic alleyway,’ then disappear. It’s bad for our city.”
Via PorcupineFish.
PHOTO OP: Kitty and Kitty Jr.
Via spcbrass.
