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Sarcastic Cat ‘Really Loves What You’ve Done With Your Hair’
Fire up your sarcasm detectors, because Sydney has readings off the charts.
The cat from Berkeley, CA has a real problem being genuine.
“Everything she does has that little eye roll,” says Marcy Kates, a close friend. “Usually it’s funny, but it can get on people’s nerves sometimes.”
Submitted by Jennifer Selke.
Cat Cuts Supply Lines to Living Room With Homemade Tank
Waffles the cat has blockaded critical supply routes to the living room after a successful push through enemy territory in a cardboard tank.
“Our food and medical provisions from the kitchen are completely cut off,” an allied soldier tells The Fluffington Post. “It’s a real mess out here. We’ve got to just keep our heads down until reinforcements arrive.”
Via Waffles the Cat.
PHOTO OP: We Heard There Was Tuna
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Kitten Falls Asleep Reading World’s Most Boring Email
The subject line was simply “hi.” It seemed innocent enough.
But when Flower the kitten clicked on the fateful message, she knew the course of her day would be changed forever.
“hi flower, how r u? I’m good,” the email began. “I really just wanted to say hi and tell you that my mom finally got that mole removed, after like forever. I kept telling her, what are you waiting for?”
The message continued in the same vein from there. Needless to say, Flower passed out cold mid-sentence, and enjoyed a two-hour nap right there in the middle of the work day.
Via HembachG.
STUDY: Frisky Kitties Are Happier Kitties
New research from The Institute for Animal Well-Being finds that cats who jump around frenetically and play with inanimate objects are four to five times happier than kitties who loaf around all day.
“How do we determine a cat’s happiness?” posits Dr. Cole Farmer, who conducted the study. “We ask them about their day, their aspirations, their sleep habits. It’s a lot of data to compile, and I don’t want to bore you with the minutiae. We just know, OK?”
Via Mary YacoyNoah.
