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Cat Astounds World With Scrabble Play
A cat from Inglewood, NJ has shocked the board game playing world by showing an aptitude for the popular word game Scrabble.
“I mean, as a Scrabble player, she’s pretty mediocre,” said Inglewood Scrabble Player’s Club president Skeeter Brinkman. "Words like CAT and DOG aren’t going to get you very many points. But she’s a cat, you know? It’s pretty impressive that she can spell at all.“
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Kitty Healing Well After Skateboarding Accident
A cat named Keito is resting comfortably after failing a “laser flip” at the local skate park and breaking his left arm.
“Bro, he was so close too,” says Cody ‘Toasty’ Brackins, a friend and fellow skateboarder. “It would have been such a sweet move – you know, if he hadn’t fallen on his ass.”
Keito’s doctors say he should be ready to “flip some sick ollies” again in 6-8 weeks.
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A local cat named Rambo has been diagnosed with cerebral caniform identity disorder – or in layman’s terms: she thinks she’s a dog.
“She started playing fetch last week,” according to Dr. Julius Fefferbaum, who has been treating the confused kitten. “This was preceded by long periods of barking and uncontrollable bacon cravings.“
Fefferbaum says that while cerebral caniform identity disorder is rare, it is treatable, and that with a few months of extensive psychotherapy, Rambo should be back to believing she is a cat.
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Cat Family Wins a DIY Network Bathroom Renovation
Fluffy and Mittens Rowan, a cat couple from upstate New York, have been married for three years and have two kittens. The pair have been in desperate need of a bathroom renovation ever since moving into their three bedroom home last summer.
That’s why they were thrilled to hear this week that they had been selected to receive a bathroom makeover from DIY Network renovation show Bath Crashers.
“Mittens is always coming to work later,” said co-worker Clayton Escovedo. "Two working parents, on the same schedule every morning, sharing that tiny bathroom? Nope. No way. Not gonna work.“
Neighbors say that the Rowans have been wanting to get a double vanity installed since they moved in, but just haven’t had the money.
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TIP: Tupperware Keeps Cats Fresh for Spellcasting
We’ve all been there. You’ve got the cauldron bubbling, happily adding items – a little eye of newt, some frog warts, night shade – and then the recipe calls for a fresh black cat. But, heaven’s above, yours has gone all spoiled!
That’s why most modern spellcasters use plastic containers to keep their ingredients fresher, longer. Plastic storage containers with an airtight lid can keep your cats meowing until you need them for your nefarious concoctions.
Via Teillas.
