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BREAKING: Cat Replicates Self

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BREAKING: Cat Replicates Self

The Fluffington Post has received word from a testing facility in Nevada that a cat named Simon has successfully cloned himself through cell division.

“All of a sudden, another cat was just growing off the side of him,” says Clinton Bezio, a genetic researcher there. “Once fully formed, the cat was identical in size, color – everything. A perfect clone.”

Scientists are still examining the cause of this mutation, but most are in agreement that it’s “pretty awesome.”

Simon and Morgan, submitted by Arlene Harris.

Cat Unnerved by Visitor From Alternate Dimension

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“Everyone knows mirrors are portals to alternate universes. That’s just a fact,” said Dr. Francis Goldblum in a phone interview.  “What we don’t know is what might come out of those portals.“

While The Fluffington Post could not confirm the validity of “Dr.” Golblum’s diploma, it is clear from the video above that something in the mirror freaked out this cat.   Visitor from another world?

Our guess is… no.

Via Reddit.

Arizona Cat Still Sleeping After Crazy July 4th Party

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Arizona Cat Still Sleeping After Crazy July 4th Party

Independence Day on a Wednesday this year was certainly a buzz kill for many who had to return to work this morning. But that didn’t stop Franklin, a 9-year-old cat from Phoenix, AZ, from having a good time last night.

“He was out pretty late, and probably had one too many, if you know what I mean,” says Sofia Treiber, who spotted Franklin at a party in the wee hours.

As of this writing, Franklin has still not woken up. And from the looks of things, it may not be any time soon.

Submitted by Katie Self.

DESIGN TIP: Stagger Cats for Dramatic Effect

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DESIGN TIP: Stagger Cats for Dramatic Effect

When most people hang cats, they do so in a straight horizontal or vertical line across their available wall space.  But design expert Carly Dorochovich says that’s a mistake.

“Achieving a dramatic designer effect at home is as simple as staggering your cats along the wall,” says Dorochovich.  "Simply hang your cats at alternating heights to create a much more textured wall look.  Your focal wall will seem much more exciting as a result.“

Via little blue hen.