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Kitten’s Funny Faces Not Appreciated by Parents, Teachers
Oliver the kitten has a reputation as class clown.
“He doesn’t get into any real trouble, but he has a bit of an attitude problem,” says Marcia Sedlak, a teacher at Lincoln Elementary. “His funny faces are distracting to other kittens. One day his face is going to get stuck like that.”
Via M. Christian.
Area Cat Blindsided by ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Reveal
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Mitzy the cat couldn’t wait to pop in the VHS copy of The Empire Strikes Back she had just bought. New to the Star Wars franchise, she had enjoyed A New Hope immensely and was now ready to watch the second installment. It would be safe to say she was rather unprepared for the now-legendary plot twist that awaited her.
“She just could not believe it,” says Dan Marvin, a friend of the cat. “I mean, everybody knows by now that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father. But Mitzy’s a little behind the curve."
After spending "a good half hour” pacing back and forth, Mitzy finally was able to resume watching.
“She had to collect herself a bit,” says Marvin. “I was like, ‘you know this movie came out thirty two years ago, right?’ It didn’t matter.”
Via Aifory98.
PHOTO OP: Kitty After Dinner
Via Clairdassian.
Toronto Cat Confronts Pigeon Nemesis
A 3-year-old cat named Brooklyn has been waiting patiently by the window of a downtown Toronto condo in anticipation of his arch rival, a pigeon named Hank.
“Brooklyn has gone to great lengths to intercept Hank,” says Jamie Geers, a source close to the situation. “There was some phone hacking involved. Let’s just say he knew exactly which window to stalk, and the right time.”
The beef between the two is unclear, though The Fluffington Post has learned of rumors about an ex-girlfriend and a borrowed game of Trivial Pursuit.
Submitted by Lauren Hay.
Cat Determined to Celebrate July 4th All Week Long
A Baltimore, MD cat named Truman won’t settle for a one-day celebration of America’s founding.
“He started barbecuing on July 1st,” says Erica Dahmen, a neighbor. “Then there was the fireworks. And the music – John Philip Sousa, all day, all night.”
The patriotic cat is known about town for his week-long Independence Day celebrations, and the party is still going strong. This Saturday and Sunday promise to be full of summertime festivities in Truman’s back yard.
Submitted by Nikki Bass.
