cats

PHOTO OP: Morning Joe

Via real_horrorshow_drama.

PHOTO OP: Wide Eyes

Via BARBAC0A.

Cha Cha Slide Disaster Claims Kitten

A local kitten is in serious condition this morning after a freak accident while attempting to perform the “Cha Cha Slide” with friends.

“We expect he’ll make a full recovery,” said Dr. Aaron Greenblat of Columbia Presbyterian Hospital, where the cat is being treated.  "It was just one of those things.  He went right when he was supposed to go left. He went forward when he was supposed to take it back, and all of a sudden he was just completely tangled.“

This is the third such incident related to the popular DJ Casper song in the past month.

Via elycefeliz.

PHOTO OP: Snoozin’

Via koka_sexton.

Local Cat Wins Award for Alertness

Area feline Clarence has been awarded the highest honor from the National Society of Alertness.  The medal, given to one creature each year who “exhibits a high level of awareness of his or her surroundings,” was bestowed upon Clarence last night at a gala dinner.

“Clarence has been on our radar for a few years,” said NSA president Exicardo Morales. “He really stepped it up this year to become the most alert cat in the country.”

Via titubeo.