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Cat-Powered Laser Show a Hit for Touring Band

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Cat-Powered Laser Show a Hit for Touring Band

British indie rock band The Gemstones can barely afford to tour, let alone set up a fancy lighting rig. Fortunately, their manager has discovered a low-cost way to generate an exciting laser show to compliment gigs.

“The light that reflects from cats’ eyes is a great substitute,” says Clive Silkwood, who’s managed the band since 2007. “You’ve just got to position about 20 cats around the stage and get them to stand still during the entire set. It’s a real pain sometimes, but it’s cheaper than a light crew.”

Submitted by Amy-Mae Elliott.

Cat’s Attempt to Build a TV Fails Miserably

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Cat’s Attempt to Build a TV Fails Miserably

According to reports, a local cat attempted to build a television from scratch today, “just to see if he could.”  The verdict?  He could not.  Sources tell The Fluffington Post that the “television” was essentially just a box inside which the cat acted out scenes from his favorite shows.

“I’m not sure what he was thinking,” said one witness.  "He doesn’t know anything about electronics.  I guess I’m pretty impressed that he was able to build a wooden box, though. I mean, he doesn’t have thumbs.“

Via chinabambidoll.