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Local Cat Obsessed With Sushi Documentaries
Local Cat Obsessed With Sushi Documentaries
One look at Izzy’s Netflix Instant queue will tell you all you need to know about her cinematic tastes. The 8-year-old cat is enthralled by documentaries about sushi.
“She is a fan of sushi master Jiro Ono,” says Stephanie O’Hara, a source close to the situation. The film Jiro Dreams of Sushi confirms he and Izzy share the same penchant for Tuna.
PHOTO OP: Stalker Cat
PHOTO OP: Stalker Cat
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Area Kitty’s Hiding Spot Is Just Terrible
Area Kitty’s Hiding Spot Is Just Terrible
According to sources close to the situation, an area kitty name Temperance embarrassed herself during a recent game of hide and seek. Witnesses say Temperance’s choice of hiding spot – behind the floor pillow leaning against the wall – was “so obvious it hurt.”
“It was just embarrassingly bad,” said Oliver Robertson, the commissioner of the North American Feline Hide and Seek Association. “She’s really going to tumble down the NAFHSA standings based solely on this one game. I don’t know what she was thinking.”
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Cats Accused of Public Display of Affection
Cats Accused of Public Display of Affection
Two local cats were cited for violation of anti-PDA laws this afternoon, according to sources. The cats were spotted around 1pm, smooching on the steps of city hall and police were called to the scene. They needed to be separated, according to the arrest log, and sent to separate rooms to cool off.
“It was disgusting,” said 11-year-old witness Billy Goldfarb. "They were just sitting there being all lovey dovey. Gross.“
Both cats face hefty fines for their actions.
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