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Cat Suffers Through New Kanye West Album
Tigger is a huge hip hop fan, so he was eager to get his paws on Cruel Summer, the latest from rap superstar Kanye West. But sources close to the kitty say he was not impressed.
“I don’t think it’s West’s best work,” says Colin Jones, a source close to the cat. “But Tigger listened all the way through like a champ before passing any judgement.”
Via yul_brynner.
PHOTO OP: Sleep Superstar!
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Musical tour de force SuperKat™ is back with a hot new video climbing the YouTube charts. This one features slow-mo cinematography that will blow you away.
“There were a lot of trampolines involved,” says the video’s director, Nigel Comb. “High speed cameras took care of the rest. These kittens are natural performers.”
h/t Adam Hirsch.
Kitty Can’t Handle New Carpet
A report out of Omsk, Russia indicates that a kitten there is having a hard time adjusting to his new carpet. According to sources close to the situation, the shag carpeting is just so plush and soft that the kitten is finding it difficult to cross a room without flopping down and rubbing his face on the ground.
“We’re hoping he gets over it,” said Mikhail Nevsky. "Right now it’s pretty debilitating for him. I mean, he definitely is enjoying himself – that carpet is soft – but he’s pretty immobile.“
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REPORT: Cats Make Terrible Secretaries
A new report from the American Association of Office Workers indicates that cats are ill-equipped for the tasks expected of secretaries in modern workplaces.
“Cats are just generally unorganized,” said AAOW spokesperson Ron Smiley, who said that most cats hired for secretary positions are fired within a week.
According to his organization’s groundbreaking research, kitties tend to sleep a lot during the day. "And that makes them ill-suited to secretarial work,“ explained Smiley. "Sleeping on the job is frowned upon in most offices.”
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