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Cat Quits Hood Ornament Job Due to ‘Mouth Bugs’
It has only been a month since Otis the cat signed a lucrative contract to be a hood ornament on the car of area podiatrist James Wellings, but sources tell The Fluffington Post that Otis has already quit.
“Things seemed to be going well,” said Alec Petrocelli, a dentist who has an office in the same building as Wellings. “But I hear the relationship started to break down last week when Otis started complaining about mouth bugs and James refused to spring for a wind screen.”
The cat’s contract included a rather larger signing bonus, which he’ll reportedly have to return.
Wellings did not return calls and a spokesperson for Otis declined to comment.
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Cat and Roommate Feud Over Emoji Decor
A cheeky accent piece here or there is one thing. But Pudge’s roommate Jeff has taken Emoji mania too far in his latest refresh of their shared apartment.
“Jeff always works on a theme,” says Rebecca Solomon, a mutual friend. “Last year it was dinosaurs, the year before that it was Depression-era painters. The Emoji thing is a little odd.”
And Pudge is not happy about it. Emoji pillows, Emoji pattern curtains, Emoji rugs, Emoji drink coasters. “He’s fed up,” says Arthur Calloway, a source close to the situation. “He’s threatened to withhold rent or move out if Jeff doesn’t class it up before the end of the year. How is he supposed to host a holiday mixer when it looks like a sext vomited all over the couch?”
This story is developing.
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Experts: Area Cat Enjoying Armchair Incorrectly
According to furniture experts, local cat Zippy has not been using her new chair correctly.
The cat reportedly acquired the new chair during a Black Friday sale on Wayfair.com last month. Though’s she’s enjoying her purchase, furniture researchers from the University of Vermont who have examined photos of Zippy using the chair, as well as eyewitness accounts, say she’s not enjoying it properly.
“In general, there’s a ‘right’ way to sit on a chair,” explained Alden Crocker, chair of living room set research at the school’s Ethan Allen School of Furniture Studies. “A good rule of thumb is that the back of the chair is not usually for sitting.”
Despite Zippy’s unorthodox style, friends say that as long as she is happy with her purchase, that’s all that matter.
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