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Cat Uses Fake Glasses to Snooze In Class
To say that Alaska, a cat from Worcester, MA, is bored in his Intro to Psych class is an understatement.
“He can barely stay awake,” says fellow classmate Chip Dixon. “He’s nodded off a few times and the professor gets mad.”
Fortunately, Alaska’s found an elegant solution.
“He glued two googly eyes to a pair of cardboard glasses,” says Dixon. “He can take as many cat naps as he likes, and no one will be the wiser.”
Submitted by Eric Baldelli.
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Kitten Defiant After Loitering Arrest
By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent
Gresham, OR – A local kitten picked up as part of a recent police crackdown on the Tuna4Lyfe gang has remained defiant, refusing to speak to investigators even as she remains behind bars. Since the kitten is a juvenile, her name cannot be released to the press, but her street name is rumored to be Tigger.
The kitten is facing preliminary charges of loitering, catnip possession, and vandalism, but is also rumored to have hissed at, scratched and even bitten investigators. If charges are pressed for these incidents, she could be tried as an adult cat.
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Area Cat Grows Own Salad Greens
In an effort to be more healthy in 2013, a local kitty named Suzy has taken the bold step of adding a salad to every meal. But all those fresh greens and veggies were getting expensive. That’s why friends say she built an elaborate hydroponic growing system in her basement.
“The people at the garden center took one look at her shopping cart and started to snicker,” said roommate Chloe Bale, who helped Suzy assemble the subterranean garden. "I think they assumed she was growing pot.“
According to Bale, the cat is producing four heads of romaine lettuce each week, along with arugula, baby spinach, alfafa sprouts, cherry tomatoes and cucumbers.
Via knarella.
