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Cat Wastes Entire Day Watching Netflix
Cat Wastes Entire Day Watching Netflix
Henry, a cat from Winnipeg, Canada, sat up suddenly late Wednesday afternoon after coming to a shocking revelation.
“He spent his whole day watching bird documentaries on Netflix,” says Josh Singleton, a source close to the situation. “His inbox is overflowing, the laundry is half done, and his mom’s pissed that he didn’t call. It’s like he just got sucked in and couldn’t get off the couch.”
Reports from the ground do indicate that Henry has slowly slumped back into a routine. “But a Netflix binge like that is hard to recover from,” says Dr. Shira Steinberg, an expert in time-wasting disorders and procrastination. “It might take him a day or two to get his Mojo back. And yes, Mojo is a medical term.”
Submitted by Marisa Halek.
PHOTO OP: A Quick Drink of Water
PHOTO OP: A Quick Drink of Water
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PHOTO OP: Kitten Sandwich
PHOTO OP: Kitten Sandwich
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Cats Discover ‘Kitty Cam’
Cats Discover ‘Kitty Cam’
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
According to their owner, Furbo and Laila have finally discovered the state-of-the-art camera system she had installed in her home last September. Known as “Kitty Cam,” the product offers 24/7 cat surveillance, as well as peace of mind for their owners.
“I’m sure they’re pretty mad right now, but I have no regrets,” says Kim Frenkel. “The fact of the matter is, we have jobs. How are we supposed to watch them if we’re not there? We have a right to know what they do all day.”
When asked exactly what her cats were up to, Frenkel was speculative.
“Eh, they’re probably sleeping. Actually, let me pull up my iPhone app – yep, they’re dismantling the Kitty Cam. I gotta go.”
Via evorev1.